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Store Demotivational Poster


TAGS: uproar at the hardware store
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:35 am
Love it! Thanks for the much needed laugh lg.
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:13 am
If you do that around me, I guarantee I will find a way to join in the fun! Good 1! LOL! ^!!!!!
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 12:51 am

Thank you, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2016, 10:12 pm
That was awesome!



TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.

THAT ABOUT COVERS IT - Husseys' one stop shopping. If they don't have it, you don't need it.

TAGS: weddings general store
Rating: 3.53/5

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David A - February 4, 2010, 11:47 am
Motifakers alike are lining up for the 3 in 1 special!



TAGS: dime store novel part 1
Rating: 5/5

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GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 2:35 pm
Our, and the world's, loss. (BTW, I should have said "ring twice" instead of "knock twice." I got lost in my own reference. The postman must have distracted me; but that's a Turquoise Lament if I ever heard one.)
Airman - August 11, 2011, 10:56 am
I put "to be continued" on the bottom.. but then I have to think up a plot, with murder and mystery and passion.. and more pictures like this. Way too much thinking involved. I think in 3 line spurts now
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 10:30 am
Actually, with your skills, I was hoping you'd go all John D. MacDonald on us and turn this into an ongoing series. Ever since Travis left the scene I've been kinda lost for manly inspiration.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 10:23 am
Gimme a coffin nail and a sinker to go with da java, know what I'm sayin'? And, Hey, what roscoe you packin'?
Airman - August 10, 2011, 6:55 pm
Gunny, I am not sure what I was doing here. But it was a lot of fun!
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
OK, Mickey, 'splain some more of dis for us. Don't make me knock twice or I'll have to pull out my Webley-Fosbery. (Dey don't make 'em anymore.) 5 sh**s of cheap bourbon.


MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore

Monday - Thursday -


RERRO - Ray I Relp Rou?

TAGS: dog in store
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GreyScorpion - January 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
this is humorous. 5L
zammuelist - January 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
not scooby

THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN A STORE WHEN - someone came up behind me and started talking. When I turned around they apologized saying "I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else." I responded with "I am."

Enhanced Water -

TAGS: enhanced target store
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Tommy

Seraph - August 27, 2009, 10:29 pm
Oh Target how I love thee.
Doc - June 9, 2009, 4:42 am

Good News, Everyone! -

aforethought -

CLOSED FOR BUSINESS - No liniments, no alcohol, no paddles . . .nothing.

Bountiful harvest -

TAGS: harvest preserves home made traditions grandmas family store bought
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:15 am
Yep, lots of folk lore knowledge being "fed" among all my Ukrainian kin too! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:45 pm
hahaha! 5ounds like something my maternal grandmother did knee. Something like, "This sauce had been handed from generation to generation. Tonight we cook it, because it's getting old."


Bookstore -

TAGS: elderly men bookstore fiction interest
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - August 27, 2014, 8:48 am
Just a small chapter; ‘The Withered Winkie vs The Hoary Hoohoo’ right before the chapter; ‘Shoehorns Aren’t Just For Shoes’ tucked away in the book titled ‘wh*** Hounds and Younger Dawgs’ (I may just do this)
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:40 am
Is that volume 3 or 4?
MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:39 am
Well...the gals were tired of standing in the sci-fi section.
GaryO - August 26, 2014, 8:26 am
Geez, Missy, drive it home, whydontcha. I could write a book on the subject....wait.
Greybeard - August 26, 2014, 5:19 am
You swore you wouldn't give out my address Miss Priss..?


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.

the dreaded shelf-facer -


TAGS: grocery store humor
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Current Resident - December 3, 2009, 9:37 pm
Ha! Doesn't Matter Jimmy. That's Funny! 5L
BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:34 pm
Thanks db

WAL-MART - They're regretting opening a store in East L.A.

TERROR - Now In Bottles. And Different Flavors.

TAGS: terror bottle bottles store
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by malVs

Krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:37 pm
LMFAO! Good one, S Mart....
S Mart Clerk - May 11, 2008, 9:05 pm
Remember to Shop Smart, Sh** S Mart! Terror? Aisle 5!

Look both ways -

TAGS: store look aisle
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 18, 2017, 10:30 pm
You should get hazardous duty pay when you have to shop at the PX/commissary! Those Dependas are dangerous! and of course.....WALMART!!! LOL! ^!

Well... -

TAGS: church van adult store
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Pikeman - February 8, 2016, 10:50 pm
You only a**ume there is hypocrisy. There are several Christian reasons for that van to be parked there.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2015, 7:39 pm
Hypocrisy at its finest! LOL! 5L

Wise Acres -

TAGS: magazines bookstores dirty minds innuendos
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Nice, UP ypurs

Suspicions -

TAGS: stores meat sales cheap what me worry
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 16, 2017, 4:29 am
Excellent job, UP yours
JesusWept - August 15, 2017, 9:36 am
Excellent ^^^^^Up

Scales Tipped -

Welcome to Hell -

Keen Observation -

Well hung stockings -

TAGS: messed with store display bags of ***ks ugh christmas crap already sorry guys
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:16 am
I've been known to arrange letters too. What's funny is the number of people who DON'T notice! LOL! 5L
JesusWept - November 8, 2015, 9:06 am
HA! Nice one L L L L L

New Drive-thru -

TAGS: grocery store drive thru
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by demon001

JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 1:05 pm
LOL x 5
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:34 pm
HAHAHAHA!! Tnx for starting my day of right, Demon! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!!

Retail Life -

Sales -

Nut Oils -

TAGS: oil inappropriate titles store products
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Greeny - January 25, 2016, 6:32 am
the suspense is killing me
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:35 am
I can't wait a 5er

September Is Here -

TAGS: holidays early stores stockroom
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

ipaprime - September 25, 2015, 9:38 pm
Lets just say I work as a night stocker at a major home improvement store and we just put out the Christmas lights
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
Whichever store you are working at, I hope you're holding up well.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 25, 2015, 3:31 pm
I can only imagine. I was in retail about 6 years ago. If it was bad back then I can only imagine what its like now. I really empathize with store employees for what they have to go through.
ipaprime - September 22, 2015, 1:03 am
You have NO idea.

Home of the Brave -

TAGS: open carry store brave
Rating: 3/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 15, 2017, 1:52 pm
Yes, because those Airsoft riffles a so scary! I do agree with you, spoons do make people fat.
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 3:43 am
Then a lot of cops have that problem!
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 6:10 pm
If you panic at the sight of a gun you are the one with a problem.

Hindsight -